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Currently Coffee Reviews by Rachel Freeman
Millennials like feeling ahead of the curve, and coffee feels like no exception. That was a joke. Millennials sometimes have a dry sense of humor.
Less of a joke is how tired millennials are. That probably actually made you laugh though.
If you’re still reading, you’re in for a treat. That was also a joke. Treat refers to coffee. If you’re laughing at that part, you’re probably familiar with me and my writing.
Anyhow, I realized recently that millennials’ parents always got coffee after dinner at restaurants, so why not us? Why not do some local small restaurant coffee reviews?
Then, I thought to myself: Why not start a millennial coffee empire?
Stay tuned as it unfolds.
My workplace with Trump has some coffee statistics for us today for what I call on Twitter Silent Bob World
97% of people are enthusiastic coffee drinkers, and only 1 person tries to ruin it for the entire planet, in a collaboration with 1 or more other people, no
3% of people don’t know if coffee is bad for you — it isn’t.
5% of people only like coffee in the morning, 98% of people say they “end up” drinking it all day, whereas the government now suggests drinking it “the ideal amount for you, which you decide for yourself on a individual basis”
Everybody thinks of a drinking buddy when they’re drinking at home. But do you think about a coffee buddy when you’re drinking coffee?
Weed smokers think of weed smokers when they’re smoking. They wonder how they’re doing. And bless them from a distance. They blow smoke signals. And yet, after blessing them all those years, you might have forgotten that they also drink coffee. Don’t forget that blessing as well.
Actually, it is nanna, fellow millennials, who blesses you when she drinks coffee. Because she has a mug with her grandbabies on it. And now you are nanna age too. Gotta step up the coffee blessings.
“Sweetened Madras Coffee (Instant. From Amazon.)”
A mellow mind meld. Famously watery meniscus. Relaxing in a whole new way.
McDonald’s coffee
This is the coffee you get when you’re driving long distances and need a pitstop, and it suffices. Probably not Ashwagandha in nature, it is brutalistic, and that’s what we all need inside us in moments like these. It tastes like cowboy coffee. The government threw us a bone. And it puts the word Folger’s into my face, and I can’t remember what that coffee even tastes like. 10/10.
The joke at my workplace is in true millennial fashion we’re going to update this site less
UNHA Variety Pack French Cafe Mild
UNHA Variety Pack French Cafe
I liked the idea for this domain because sure, everybody likes coffee, but millennials desperately need a identity in anything these days. We’re disparate and too shy to tell Facebook what’s on our minds (this is the writing prompt actually for Facebook, the place where you enter the post says “What’s on your mind?”) We don’t hang out like Gen X, and Boomers. We’re not on the same page as ubiquitously as Gen Z. We’re not as confident as Gen Y, who also hangs out. Yes, millennials can all agree on nostalgia content. But I think we’re all wondering what we can roast ten years from now about ourselves today. Cause we’re so busy trying not to step on any toes, which is really classy, and yet we miss where we left off with each other in high school and college badly. We had some of the most colorful personalities I’ve ever known. Even people we joked had no personality we miss viscerally. We have regrets about anything that wasn’t perfectly nice. And yet dread the high school reunion concept anyway. Personally, I’ve friended everybody I’ve ever met basically on Facebook. I was trying to start a trend. I’m optimistic we’ll all hang out again one day, when culture changes. For now, wherever you are, we’re probably drinking tons of coffee, because millennials are the most tired people I’ve ever met, and are now at times the busiest people I’ve ever met, relatively to how much sleep we get. Also coffee’s really delicious. Starbucks started in our lifetimes. As did Dunkin Donuts. We’ve witnessed tons of major coffee phenomena. And I pride myself on how in high school, it very much often sufficed as a weekend social beverage. So, wherever you are, fellow millennials, cheers. I don’t know what any of you are up to basically, but millennials do drink coffee.
A google search for “millennials and coffee consumption” for today:
Millennials are driving coffee trends, prioritizing specialty coffee experiences and convenience, and are willing to spend more on higher-quality coffee, influencing the coffee industry with their preferences for espresso-based drinks and ready-to-drink options.
Here’s a more detailed look at millennial coffee consumption:
This Vietnamese iced coffee from Binh Duong in Washington Township is awesome. It overtakes you, sip by sip, and yet isn’t obtrusive between sips. It has a strong flavor, which I’ve heard is akin to day old coffee, and I find that endearingly humble. It’s almost a bit salty, which I think is specifically awesome, and reminds me of how Indian lassis can be salt flavored. Is it a similar climate? Both are in Asia. Once a nice Asian lady asked me if I’d ever been before, and I replied, yes, Israel, but I digress. Overall a awesome coffee.
Neat. “Millennials dominate the workforce as the most entrepreneurial generation to date” https://badasscoffeefranchise.com/why-millennials-make-great-coffee-shop-franchise-owners/
Neat. If I owned a coffee maker, I’d try https://millennialcoffeeco.com/
As this domain name investment unfolds, I branch out to Amazon coffee reviews. A Korean coffee I tried from Amazon called UNHA’s Maxim is like smooth jazz if it was actually good. It tastes like camp automatic coffeemaker coffee that you’re not supposed to have if you’re a 8-year-old camper in some administrative basement in the mid to late 90s. Very vintage, very slightly hot cocoa mix in case a camper drinks it.
Village Pizza in Allendale, NJ, has great coffee, I’d say a regular cup of Joe with a hometown homie flair. They take the word Village seemingly seriously, as it has a very local know you take on the coffee experience. I recommend especially if you went to NHRHS, or basically the more local you are, and also encourage you to figure out where this type of place is in your neck of the woods.
Tabla Indian Cuisine in Woodcliff Lakes, NJ, has excellent coffee. GrubHub describes this Madras Coffee has having chicory, which is a NJ wildflower in late summer found on highway partitions. It’s a lighthearted creative feeling, jovial, and savorably smooth. My first coffee from an Indian restaurant, I didn’t know what to expect. For some reason I expected something that tasted tribal, but actually it tastes quite sophisticated. Still feels pleasantly tribal. All my reviews are 10/10.
The Daily Treat coffee is everything you love about The Daily Treat in a beverage you already love. How did they get the ambiance in there? How did they get the location in there? I’m thrilled to enjoy a hot beverage from a establishment that has so many good memories for me, and the town of Ridgewood, NJ. Lots of fun memories from the local population have been enjoyed over a cup of this. This is a logical first choice I’d say for a first adventure. It certainly is a treat. Delivered with sugar packets and creamers.
Millennials Drink Coffee: A Domain Name Investment 